I am pen. I am paper. I am Nobe.

After what? The accident? I can't believe Pete Sampras will allow himself to go "losyang" after all these years. Golly, I even has his got milk? ad on my notebook back in college to constantly remind me of how utterly gorgeous he is.

Good luck with the bad-hair-day-everyday, Pistol Pete. Oh well, at least you're probably playing tennis for seniors now. Buuhuu.