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Meet Chuck Bass and Edward Cullen. Wow! Two of my favorite boys in one shot.


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Nobe

Gah! He's one of the most quotable persons I see on TV. He's practically wearing his heart on his forehead. LOLz. I bet he'd make a lot of money doing stand-up comedy. Hehe.

For some reason, I find it hard to believe that he and "Edward Cullen" are one and the same.

Robert: People ask me what your motivation? I just kind of, I go on a plane, Yeah, and I went to Oregon, and, ahhh, that's it." - 3:22

Heidi Klum: I was just wondering if it took a while or if it comes like that naturally.

Robert: It comes straight out of the books. - 0:28

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Robert: She's the one who dictates it. I'm just like the tool. I'm a tool. I'm a hard tool. - 2:42

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Interviewer: What was your standard reaction if someone says "Bite Me"?

Robert: I say I will if you'll get ten tickets. - 3:54 (he probably had no idea that twilight will be such a huge hit!)

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Interviewer: .. and your bedroom I have to say like there are no beds so that could get, awkward.

Robert: Umm, I'll go to her place.

Interviewer: OH better! but then you have to worry about dad.

Robert: Yeah, but, you know, I could always kill him too. (hahaha!) - 4:01

Tyra Banks: So are you guys dating? You're dating?

Robert: Me and Taylor? - 0:42

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Interviewer: Really? So what do you like to be called?

Robert: I don't know like, Spunk.. Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom. - 2:10

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Girl: How do you like being known as, well, one of the most handsome guy in America.. cause I want you baby! Woohoo! (this girl just made my day. ahahaha!)

Robert: Well, you know, I reckon most people, if they talked to me for like two minutes and it's all, all gone. Seriously. - 3:02

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Robert: This is what I am. I don't have a six pack Bella! - 4:24

Robert: I'm not gonna say anything interesting, don't worry about it.

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Interviewer:You wanted to be a rapper when you were a kid. Did you have a rapper name plans?

Robert: This is so embarassing, just talking about it. I wasn't like a serious rapper or anything. I thought I was at that time.

Interviewer: Alright, what was the name?

Robert: Aah, what was the name, aah, Big Tub. - 0:25

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Robert: I'm one of the sexiest people in the world now. Really? Who decided that? - 1:03

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Robert: He just wants to take his shirt off.. Shirt off! Shirt off! - 3:45

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Fan: Bite Me!

Robert: Who's that? I'll talk to my manager. I'll see what I can do.- 4:08

Love,
Nobe

Alright, this is old news --but i like old news. Robert Pattinson is hot and sexy, no, not because he plays Edward Cullen but because he's one of the funniest people.

I honestly don't think that he's THAT handsome whenever he's just being Robert, but he's so witty, I could hardly contain my obsession. LOLz.

Robert: I get texts saying, are we still on for the marriage on friday? You're not getting cold feet? - 0:43

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Interviewer: .. her website telling people to bring paper bags to the movie.

Robert: Why? To throw up? - 1:11 (to hyperventilate you dog you! hahaha!)

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Kristen Stewart: Can you? Can you do it?

Robert: I thought I was already doing it. - 1:38

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Robert: I remember I stopped reading it when it said that even win the rain he looked like he was in an underwear commercial or something. - 3:16

Robert: .. so don't you want to ask me how it feels like to be the most beautiful guy in the world? Ask me how it feels. Go on.. - 2:18 (repeated this like a bazillion times. hehe.)

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Robert: .. on the fourth of July, we just sacrifice Americans in England. - 3:29

Interviewer: So how well do you guys know each other?

Robert: I know Rachel, I know Richelle, what are you Rachel? - 0:29

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Interviewer: How do women react in real life when you try to kiss them?

Robert: Uhh.. How could I remember, I haven't kissed anybody in ages. - 1:45 (really?)

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Interviewer: You wore those yesterday?

Robert: (laughs) Yeah, Pretty much the last three weeks. - 1:54

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Robert: 'Cause everyone's like "oh, everyone must be throwing themselves at you". I was like no! Throw yourselves at me!

Interviewer: The next time you're out in public, you want people to throw themselves at you?

Robert: Yeah! - 4:18

Robert: I just like to say like .. hey, I'm the leader of the free world. What do you do? Loser. (bwahahaha!) - 0:59

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Robert: See these mothers, these mothers are always getting in the way. - 3:11

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Robert: Geez! I can't even concentrate! I just wanna play the hottest vampire in the world! - 3:42

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Robert: People like screaming at me. Actually they like screaming at me in relationships as well. - 4:24


Love,
Nobe