I am pen. I am paper. I am Nobe.

i was having a slight fever so i decided to go to the office clinic before it gets any worse.

Me: Guard, asa ang clinic? (Guard, where's the clinic?)

Guard: "WHAT?"

Me: Asa lagi ang clinic?

Guard: "WHAT?"

Me: "I said.. where is the clinic?"

to my surprise he looked me straight in the eye and replied, "It is in di Siben Ploor Maam."

LOLz. Now I get it why they call him, the English Guard.