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on February 14, 2009

These are jokes that cracked me up today. Enjoy!

ATE: Pabili ng pilis.
TINDERA: Ano po?
ATE: Pilis po!
TINTERA: Ha? Dilis?
ATE: Pilis po.
TINDERA: Ano? Philip?
ATE: Pilis nga! Yung nudols.


AMO: Inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay. (nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: Oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks! (Nosebleed! Nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday! Hahaha!)


Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: Naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: Hay salamat. Akala ko bago!


BOY: Is this your first time?
GIRL: (angrily) Oo naman noh! You guys talaga, so kuleeet. You're always asking me the same question-- paulit-ulit! Hmp!


STUDENT: Ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: Natural hindi.
STUDENT: Good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!


CABINET MEMBER: Mr. President our population growth rate is very alarming, there is 1
Woman giving birth every minute!
ERAP: We have to stop this and look for that woman!


TEACHER: Class give an example of amphibians.

PEDRO: Ahhh.. frog ma'am.

TEACHER: Very good! Ikaw Juan, another example of amphibians.

JUAN: Another frog ma'am!


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liza said...

hehehe, akala ko kung anong pilis, nudols pala. :D

i am nobe. said...

hehehe. :)

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